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Lord Romney Doesn’t appreciate getting glittered bombed.
The Colorado primary has wrapped up. Rallies were attended, mega churches filled, and glitter was slung—generally all in the same place. Mitt Romney was the latest victim of a recent string of malicious glitter
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Happy ‘Nother Excuse to Drink Day!
New Years is a time for reminiscing of the past, while looking ahead to the future. Resolutions are made so that we may merely delude ourselves into thinking that this year will be less
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“Cheech and Chong Prison” has been Busted.
During the surprise transfer of 60 inmates from a Mexican prison in Acapulco, Mexican authorities found supervisory negligence that would better describe the prison as a criminal hotel. Found in the raid were two
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Just because you’re a Republican doesn’t mean you’re qualified to be President.
The rumors around the hill are that Paul Ryan is contemplating a swag at the Presidency. You may not remember him as the Republican poster boy who drafted the “Roadmap for America’s Future” bill.
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Obama’s Potential Rivals: the Bad, the Crazy and the Forgettable
Obama has some competition. Since the influx of potential GOP contenders into Iowa, Obama’s probable rivals appear to be Mitt Romney, Rick Perry and Michele Bachmann. How formidable the opponents are is a question
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Hey, it’s Britain! Pay attention to us!
People are angry everywhere. There are deaths in Syria, the British are protesting something, and the Greeks are squeezing their gyros in fists of rage. Unlike the political and highly publicized upheavals in countries
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Palin’s Party Bus Crashes Iowa Again, Wishes She’s Still Relevant
Ex-cool kid Sarah Palin feels bummed out she isn’t riding on McCain’s coattails anymore, so she decided to start up her doomed bus tour and crash Iowa just in time for the Republican caucus.
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Public service announcement: The Tim and Eric Show is one of the most underrated comedy duos in history.
The Tim and Eric Awesome Show is a late night run up on the Adult Swim from Comedy Central. The show was conceived by comedy masterminds Eric Wareheim and Tim Heidecker. To describe the
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Breaking News: Horny Teens Die in Many Freak Accidents – Public Celebrates
Death is an absolute inevitability. It is a morbid subject of conversation; one that never gets old. And, that is because it represents for every individual the constant fear that we are all suffering
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Wedding Cake Vodka! It’s finally here!
The variety of flavors that scientists brewers are able to infuse with spirits is becoming ever more varied. To top off the familiar flavor varieties such as raspberry, blueberry, strawberry, cyclone, and most recently
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Move out of the way Cigarettes! That Weiner could kill you.
No, it’s not disgraced ex-Senator Anthony Weiner, nor is it his nether-region that bares the same name. The new death scare culprit is hotdogs. Well, actually all processed meats– that includes sausage, ham, bacon,
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Who is Rick Perry?
So there have been quite a few ramblings in the news whether Rick Perry is going to place his bid for presidency in this year’s 2012 election cycle. Since he’s become a name that
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New York City Will Mandate Sex Education in School. Wait, They Weren’t Already Doing It?
Afraid not appears. In an effort to “improve the lives” of Black and Latino teenagers, a mandate has been announced by the Bloomberg administration to take the ultimate choice out of the Principal’s hands.
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Recent string of flash-mobs in Philadelphia injure several residents, Mayor prescribes curfew as remedy
Flash-mobs, the hot new thing among kids these days, have invaded the blissfully peaceful city of Philadelphia and have injured some residents as a result of poor planning on the kids’ side. Mayor Michael
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Boehner cuts a mean deal for a date with the First Lady.
As the political negotiations closed on the impending default of America’s creditors, people have become increasingly interested in some of the more personal attachments between Boehner and Obama of the bill that successfully raised
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“Like” Me?
Progress marches on at the Facebook factory with the social networking site’s announcement of the newly-created option of Pregnancy status. Now, knocked-up women from all over the planet can shatter the illusion of intimacy
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A woman’s worker’s compensation suit is going to Federal Court after she injured herself during sex on the job.
New South Wales, Australia. A woman claims that the injuries sustained during a midnight romp in her hotel room qualifies for worker’s compensation because she was on a paid work trip. The woman, who
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Volcanoes found on the dark side of the moon. It’s not Michael Bay’s acne.
Who really knew there was a dark side of the moon? Michael Bay is probably pleased about the topical relevancy. The dead volcanoes, found using NASA’s Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter, are the rare silicate forms
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Cocktails with Shmucks…Part I
The following IM conversation between a couple of shmucks (Jacob and some guy calling himself ‘edmond’) was inspired and partially fueled by the ritualistic, early-evening imbibing of cocktails by these two; it is suspected
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Famous Movie Quotes Unveiled…Part I
For decades, the movie industry has delivered numerous, memorable moments engraved on celluloid. Film, relatively speaking, is a timeless art form; one that has the power to create in the viewer, emotions of courage,
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